Four Months From Today...

Dear Readers,

Exactly four months from today I will turn the final age I may ever truthfully admit.  I decided that I like myself more now at (almost this age) than I liked myself when I was a completely in-shape and adorable nineteen-and-a-half-year-old (A.K.A half-this-age).  OK. So I have birthed several super-sized infants, and I have been every weight from the cutesy-curvy one of days gone by, to the forty-pound-heavier "Looming-Divorce" weight. Currently I fall somewhere in between healthy and chubby, but I am not overly concerned, because I move around a lot and eat well.

This being said, I have decided to do something marvelous and brave.  I have decided to embark on a butt-thigh makeover journey that will take four months.  In these four months, I plan to research acute exercises, and perform them.  I plan to use lotions and other beautifying products, and report back to you. I plan to get my very first Brazilian sugar, as well as wax.  I will report the differences, which I like better, and whether I plan to continue affording that for myself.  (Look... if you live in a fancier part of the world where this is a normal rite-of-passage for puberty, please understand that in the freezing midwest, we like our hair. It keeps us warm.)

If I happen to also shave a couple layers off my mommy-tummy, great.  But I am focusing on the butt and thighs.  I have recently decided to believe that if we "beautify the buttocks and thigh-area, then the rest will take care of itself."  I DID just make that up, but I like it. I am not concerned with losing inches.  I truly plan to improve the quality of what is here already.

I hope to entice a few fans to follow along and enjoy their own journey to beautifying their bottoms. :) Let's cross our fingers.  Actually cross our legs and squeeze very tightly ten times for seven seconds at a time. (Again, I'm sorry; I just made that up.)  I promise to give real excercises and descriptions most of the time...

First, I am committing to a three-mile walk three times during the work week, and five miles each weekend day...

I look forward to daily reports!

Laura Lee McDermott